Be on the lookout for the Following Viruses!

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CLINTON VIRUS

Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory



VIAGRA VIRUS

Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy



LEWINSKY VIRUS

Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did



RONALD REAGAN VIRUS

Saves your data, but forgets where its stored



MIKE TYSON VIRUS

Quits after two bytes



ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS

Disks can no longer be inserted



TITANIC VIRUS

(a strain of the Lewinsky Virus)

Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on")



DISNEY VIRUS

Everything in your computer goes Goofy



PROZAC VIRUS

Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care



ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS

Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK



LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS

Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows

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